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  5. torii30 said: i really enjoy your facility. wish to be a part of this in someway

    Dear Applicant,

    Thank you for considering Black Magic Incorporated as a candidate for your next place of work. Since the Second [REDACTED], we’ve lost approximately 1,344 workers to [REDACTED] and other work related injuries.

    So there is plenty of room for you! Please submit your resume and credentials to the BMB™ attendee on at the 7th floor front desk.

    Thank you and we look forward to working with you!

    (Black Magic Incorporated is not liable for loss of life due to [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], or [REDACTED].)

     

  6. Anonymous said: what is this company?

    To whom it may concern,

    Black Magic Incorporated thanks you for your interest in our company!

    Your inquiry pertains to our daily goings on inside the Black Magic Building. We would love to take this opportunity to share with you, and other potential employees or beneficiaries that may be reading, what it is exactly we do here.

    [REDACTED]

    We hope this clears up any and all questions you may have had about our company and it’s endeavors.

    Thank you for your time, and we hope to hear from you soon!

    -Black Magic Incorporated: 7th Floor BMB™ Attendee Employee 002778-08 M.Russell

     
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  11. Anonymous said: Youve been gone a while. i miss you

    Dear Employee 001237-88,

    We apologize for he intermission, but are glad to see you survived the second coming of [REDACTED]. Please report to the 40th floor for psyche evaluation tomorrow at 0900.

    Have a nice day!

    -Black Magic Incorporated: Employee 008373-02 M.Sadoa

     
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  13. Dear Employees,

    We are back online for the first time after the [REDACTED] became self aware. We apologize for the interruption of service.

    Those of you that survived the awakening of the [REDACTED] report to the 20th floor cafeteria immediately.

    The Black Magic Visual Conditioning System™ will resume it’s regularly scheduled program.

    R.I.P Employee & CEO - Linda Birkham, and thank you for giving your life to stop the [REDACTED]. Black Magic Incorporated and her crew will miss you greatly.

    Have a nice day!

    -Black Magic Incorporated: Employee 002033-03 F.Redding

     
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  15. kittenteaparlor said: What is your favorite manga/anime besides Black Magic?

    Dear Employee 033112-06,

    I’ve asked the Visual Conditioning System™ attendants what this question meant, but no one could decipher it.

    The imagery displayed on the VCS™ broadcast can’t be discussed if that’s what you mean. Unfortunately I’ve been forced to issue you with an official company pink slip for bringing up classified information on a company memo. I apologize, but as CEO, I have to do things like this now.

    Have a pleasant day!

    Black Magic Incorporated: CEO Employee 000001-01 Linda S.Birkham