We would like to introduce a new feature of the Black Magic: Visual Conditioning System™.
As I’m sure you are all aware, our Daughter-Company White Magic Incorporated was initiated a few days ago. Due to unforeseen consequences of having two Visual Condition Systems running simultaneously, it seems we’ve opened up a [REDACTED] in time/space.
To utilize this [REDACTED], you’ll notice new button on your terminal marked:
'Shifting™' will allow you to view White Magic Incorporated Visual Conditioning System's counterpart for that particular [REDACTED]. Use this ability wisely, as Black Magic Incorporated nor White Magic Incorporated are liable if you are to be lost in the [REDACTED] due to a 'Shifting™' Malfunction.
Do not forget to take advantage of our Corn-dog special for 3.99 in the cafeteria today.
Have a pleasant day!
-Black Magic Incorporated: 34th Floor Senior Paradox Science Officer, Employee 007771-03 M.Ripley